I Love A Happy Ending
The photo below shows my actual notes/report from last night at work. I’ll type it out as well because you probably can’t read my perfect writing.
From the picture:
Lt.Col. ******** called @ 2135 12AUGUST08 about a real world incident involving a suspicious package in Bldg 1512 (billeting). White powder was found on the package as was a note that said, “It’s only my job.” Maj. *********** is set up in Bldg 56. Lt.Col ******** is recalling Bio and prepping two Bio-techs to investigate.
2142: I left a message for Lt.Col ****** about the situation. I called the fire department to see if they needed any additional support on the scene. None is needed at this time.
2154: Lt.Col. ****** returned the call and is fully aware of the incident.
2215: Amn. ***** called from Bio. There are 7 bio-techs on scene and 2 @ Bio. 2 cx and 3 fire are suiting up. There are 0 casualties.
2218: I called command post to exchange current info.
2253: Terminated. White substance was carpet deodorizer.
~Nick
since when does a med tech deal with suspicious packages?!
Oh, no!! Not carpet deodorizer!! You say there were no casualties, but what about those innocent carpet odors, to whom this substance is lethal?! Did you ever take them into consideration?! You heartless bastards!!
yep, typical huh? Does the fun never end with you?
I love you!
Mom
HAHAHAHA. someone spilled carpet sprinkle on the counter at my old apartment and they thought it was flour from cookies i had made weeks before.
carpet sprinkle has a tendency to raise some eyebrows. good work!